My name is Socrates Makanali'ikea Demetri. This is my puppy album.
This is MY daddy, Demetrius. Isn't he a handsome fella?
This is my mommy, Ginger Posh. She's so beautiful!
Burr! It sure is cold in here. I wonder if she realizes I'm NAKED!
Geez, remind me to get my own bachelor pad soon!
You can't get this at any McDonalds!
They're MYYYYYYYYY teddys!
Now how does this thing work?
Don't I make the cutest Valentine's gift?
Guess I'll have to be weened before I can win the Westminster, huh?
Strike a pose there's nothing to it - VOGUE!
Did someone say doggy biscuit?
I can't hold it any longer! (What's a puppy album without a pee shot?)
It's exhausting being cute!